Boys AKA Men

Now I have a serious boyfriend that GROWS pot.  Grows it!  Pot is a HUGE reason that my husband and I got divorced.  And guess what?  He doesn't have a job.  Surprise surprise!  He doesn't have a car either.  Now that one is a new one.  Usually I can find em with a car and no job.  So, for me to be dating a 51yr old with no car, no job......it's a new low for me I think. 

He's like 105lbs dripping wet and he is sooooooo in love with me.  So he says.  I told him I wanted to go out on a date with some other guy and he flipped out.  Well, the other guy I had sex with before so, I understand his freakout.  He started crying, blah blah blah.  So, I'm like FINE!  If I don't go out with him will you calm the fuck down already?!  Jesus! 

So, Now I'm back with the little oldie.  He kinda looks like he's gonna die of cancer pretty soon too. 
Brother.  WTF Molly! 

Unfortunately he's really sweet, gives me lots of attention and praise, and says and does all the right things.  Grrrrr.  So, it makes it very hard for me to break it off with him.  And, I kinda don't want to because of all the attention he gives me. 

Also, this guy named big dick thinks that I broke up with oldie pot head and that we're "together".  Cause I know what his idea of "together" is.  Texting all the time.  That's his idea of us being "together".  Fine, if that's what you want then ok.   He doesn't call me.  I know a lot of guys don't like talking on the phone and shit.  That's fine.  But, really.  This whole thing is ridiculous.  

They both live an hour away so, it makes it easier to "be with them"  aka "text them".   What a fuckin joke. 

Mostly I'm mad at myself that I don't put my standards higher.

Men are Large Pieces of Crap

Also, I would like to add that I am NOT ugly.  I'm not a beauty queen but, I'm not a dog.  I'm not super super skinny but, I'm not super fat. 

I can get a date, men like to have sex with me.  BTW, I've only had sex with 4 men in my life (I'm 33).  And I DONT sleep around. 

I go on dates with these assholes and I wonder why I continue. 

There's always something BIG wrong with each one of them.  It's generally involves them NOT having a job or a job that pays shit. 

I go out with ugly ones and fat ones because I know that they COULD be decent people and NOT liars and loosers. 

But, they all are.  It doesn't matter if the dude LOOKS like he's fucking quasimodo.  He's still a LIAR.

Men Suck Ass

I hate them all.  I don't really know how to not hate them.  I go on dates with ugly ones, and fat ones and they STILL act like assholes and either dont ask me out again or just want to have sex,  text, or talk on the phone all the time.  What the serious Fuck!!!  They are also MAJOR liers.  What's up with that?  I mean ok, so you've had sex with someone twice and you've kinda decided to be FWB and then they start lying to you.  Come on.  I don't care if you date someone else or tell me you've had sex with someone....we discussed all of this, it's no biggie, that's why it's called FWB.  THEN to LIE and say, "Oh, yeah I'll call you tomorrow for sure if I work or not" after a really good and decent conversation where I listen to his problems and he listens to mine.  I felt like we were really good friends, kinda.  Good aquaintences anyways.  I even told him he had really bad sleep apnea and helped him get referred to the sleep lab that I work at!!!  Just TELL me if you've changed your mind about me and I would actually really like to know why so I don't make the same mistake again.  Too crazy?  Too fat?  Talking to much?  Too ugly?  Act high maintenance?  What? 
      It was YOUR fucking idea to come over the next day.  Don't ask, "Is it ok for me to come over while your child is there?"  Don't say, "We can do dinner tomorrow too."  if you DONT FUCKING PLAN ON COMING OVER.  Why even call me then?  I didn't call your stupid ass, that's for damn sure.
    This is just one very small example of why I hate hate hate men.